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Pretendy Pools
Voted #1 Pool Company (in our heads)

Pick Your Pool

Popular swimming pool shapes.

(Some real, some not, all swimmable in spirit.) Tap any pool to see what it will look like in your backyard.

Classic Rectangle.

The brick of pools. Boring? No. Iconic.

Freeform Pretzel.

For yards that refuse to be rectangular.

The Octagon.

Eight sides. Twice the geometry. Surprisingly easy to lap-swim.

Kidney Bean.

Yes, like the vegetable. Way more swimmable.

Oval Office.

No politics. Just laps and lounging.

Luxury L-Shape.

For when one rectangle simply will not do.

* Fine print: To discuss all of your options please contact someone else, as we have not a single earthly clue how to install pools of any shape.

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What Our Clients Say

Definitely Real Reviews.

From totally real customers who definitely exist and were absolutely not made up during a lunch break.

I'm not even a real person and I'm still impressed. Pretendy Pools built us a pool so beautiful that my stock photo family cried. Would recommend to anyone, real or imaginary.

★★★★★
Jessica Martin
Homeowner, Makebelieve Heights

As a woman who was generated by an AI during someone's lunch break, I have to say — the craftsmanship was incredible. My pool doesn't exist but it's gorgeous.

★★★★★
Kendra Esperanza
Interior Designer

This is definitely not a fake review. I am a real human man with a real pool. Please do not investigate further.

★★★★★
Guy Realman
Makebelieve City

Our neighbors keep asking who built our pool, which is awkward because our neighbors also don't exist. But if they did, they'd be so jealous. The tile work is — fictional perfection.

★★★★★
Victoria Melton
Permutation Oaks Co.

They told me to write something nice so here goes: the pool is wet and blue and I can pretend-swim in it. Honestly though the design team was weirdly talented for a made-up company.

★★★★★
Whitney Alexander
Homeowner

Four stars because the pool is imaginary and I can't actually swim in it. Otherwise, flawless.

★★★★☆
Marco Vara
Hypothetica Inc.

My therapist said I need to stop forming emotional attachments to fictional pool companies but honestly Pretendy Pools just GETS me. The water features? Unreal. Literally.

★★★★★
Brett Hallmond
Co-Founder, Govinda Co.

I was skeptical about hiring a company that openly admits it's fake, but wow. Five stars. My backyard is now the envy of Makebelieve Shores.

★★★★★
Laura Chen
Makebelieve Shores
FAQs

Frequently asked questions.

Q: I don't know how to swim. Should I still get a pool?

A. Yes. You should get a pool, dear friend. We highly recommend this fashionable option.

Q: How much does it really cost to run a pool? Can I afford it?

Q: How do I keep my kids safe around the pool?

A. A safety cover anchors into your deck and holds over 485 lbs per square foot. That means an adult, a child, even your dog can walk across it without risk. It locks down tight when the pool isn't in use — no gaps, no guessing, no accidents. For families, it's the single best investment you can make for peace of mind. It keeps your pool sealed tight through winter — and when summer comes back, you just pull it off and jump in.

Q: What size pool would fit in my yard?

Q: Can I put a TV by the pool?

A. Yes. But should you is the real question. Also yes.

Q: Is it worth it to get a pool? Will it add to my home's value?

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